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phantomdoodler:

fixitfelixjnr:

didney-worl-no-uta:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

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yes!

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HE SCORES

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allmymetaphors:

why are there so many “love songs” that mention girls not knowing that they’re beautiful or attractive or whatever like is her insecurity a turn on for you?? are you afraid of being with a girl who values herself enough to leave you when you treat her badly?? wow haha really romantic so impressive 

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refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

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thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

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cimet:

im all about having more body posi media but not when the message is “boys like curvy girls” because who fucking cares what boys like

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