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  • brogan-loves-demetria:

    franklycats:

    Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”

    I laughed to hard

    (via pourqua)

  • spyduck:

    rupindah:

    i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

    i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

    (via lubricates)

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  • kiriamaya:

    whimsicalethnographies:

    justaholmesboy:

    is it just a thing that when you hear the wind howling literally everyone in the room stops to listen to it and points it out

    American version:  when driving in a car with people, and you pass a farm with cattle grazing, everyone will stop talking and just say, “cows.”

    IT’S TRUE THOUGH

    (via zekkas)

    • Me: *playing Tomb Raider*
    • Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend: Mind if I sit with you?
    • Me: *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
    • Grandmother: *sits* Thank you, dear.
    • Me: *continuing to play for about five minutes*
    • Grandmother:
    • Grandmother:
    • Grandmother: LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
    • Grandmother: THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
    • Grandmother: OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
    • Grandmother: STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
    • Grandmother: KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
    • Grandmother: OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
    • Grandmother: RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
    • Grandmother: OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
    • Me: *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
    • Grandmother: *sweet smile* Hmm?
    • Me: Grandma oh my god
    • Grandmother: *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
    • Me:
    • Me:
    • Grandmother: Kill them.