I'm more afraid of you than you are of me.
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  • mauridianhallow:

    beatlesboobsandbulges:

    My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

    parents who care

    (via tea-andpizza)

  • carbonbasedfangirl:

    fuzzykitty01:

    davusignavus:

    rudimentree:

    davusignavus:

    i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

    image

    “now all of china knows you’re queer”

    please deliver this reply to your mother:

    image“perfect”
    image

    she laughed so hard i think she exploded

    It’s back and still beautiful!

    oh my god

    (via darnnit)

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  • 666-slut:

    IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

    (Source: tuhree, via unpopuler)

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    #marshmallowfluffpie
  • theirs:

    jegusgogfuckass:

    did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

    10 million pounds

    1/3 of the government’s reserve

    like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

    why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

    (Source: officialplanetmars, via jennstarkid)

  • ellierose101:

    striderkid:

    dokidoki-artichokee:

    hamburgurl:

    1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

    THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

    VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

    I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

    (Source: hashtaglmao, via supnikita)

    • Me: *calls u a nerd*
    • Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*
    September 29 – 30984 Notes
    #marshmallowfluffpie
  • Hello friend :D Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers! have a happy day!

    Alrighty then
    1. My eyes
    2. Im pretty smart I guess so that’s nice
    3. I have some really awesome friends
    4. My small size has advantages sometimes i guess i like that
    5. And I like the fact that I can do a few different accents/voices

    There you go

  • shanology:

    cockedtail:

    i need more tony stark facing his anxiety

    more clint barton with his hearing aid

    more bruce banner growing and dealing

    more natasha romanoff accepting her new family

    more sam wilson dealing with his own past

    more bucky barnes becoming bucky again

    Basically we want Avengers: The Therapy Sessions

    (via yourfriendlyneighborhoodbitch)